"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!" "We all knew you were a Spy!" "You are an amateur and a fool!" "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!" "You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!"
"You just ain't doin' it right." "Dominated, hardhat." "A real Texan, woulda dodged that." "You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much." "You done incurred my wrath, son!" "I'm wolverine-mean, you sonovabitch." "If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!" "You're all hardhat and no cattle." "You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son."
Yeah, the "disguises" actually work perfectly...when you're on the enemy team. If you're on the same team as the Spy, the "disguise" really is just a paper mask. With the Spy's lit cigarette sticking out of the mouth on the mask.
Always great to see TF2 ponies, especially when your like me and play TF2 DAILY, even on holidays. (Yes, even on *insert December holiday you celebrate here*. You'd be surprised how many people are on)